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Tri-Service Operations

Three retired top brass were having drinks in the club.

General: “In the army one had to look after ones privates.”
Admiral: “I made sure my seamen were OK.”
Air Marshall: “Mine were shot off over Berlin.”

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Rating: 2.1/5 (12 votes cast)

Fancy a Shave?

Some men think that using a moisturiser after you’ve had a shave is a bit gay.

I don’t, I just think it makes my legs lovely and soft.

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Rating: 3.4/5 (23 votes cast)

A Special Present

My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special, so I gave her a helmet and crayons.

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Rating: 3.0/5 (21 votes cast)

Frankie Dettori Drug Test

Horse Racing officials have apologised to Frankie Dettori after a random drug test showed excessively high amounts of testosterone.

It appears his blood sample got mixed up with Clare Balding’s.

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Rating: 3.6/5 (13 votes cast)

Jimmy Savile

Jimmy Savile wasn’t all that bad. When I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow whilst blindfolded.

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Rating: 2.7/5 (19 votes cast)