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4. Fifty Fifty ( Joke Rating: 3.28 Votes: 93 )

5. Going Through The Motions ( Joke Rating: 3.69 Votes: 61 )

6. Almost Every Night ( Joke Rating: 2.41 Votes: 37 )

7. A Lifetimes Savings ( Joke Rating: 3.30 Votes: 40 )

8. Like A Steel Pipe ( Joke Rating: 2.55 Votes: 31 )

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10. Penis Passing ( Joke Rating: 3.33 Votes: 60 )

11. Inexpensive Perfume ( Joke Rating: 3.52 Votes: 52 )

12. God's Automatic Toilet Light ( Joke Rating: 4.10 Votes: 94 )

13. Shaky Hands ( Joke Rating: 3.55 Votes: 53 )

14. Sweet, Sweet Road Rage ( Joke Rating: 3.38 Votes: 26 )

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16. Dangerous Driving ( Joke Rating: 3.13 Votes: 38 )

17. Bambi ( Joke Rating: 3.63 Votes: 30 )

18. Still Hot After All These Years ( Joke Rating: 4.24 Votes: 86 )

19. Candy Bars ( Joke Rating: 3.23 Votes: 26 )

20. Frog Impersonator ( Joke Rating: 4.18 Votes: 22 )

21. Old Is When... ( Joke Rating: 3.62 Votes: 53 )

22. The Ages Of Success ( Joke Rating: 3.73 Votes: 49 )

23. A Windy Day ( Joke Rating: 3.40 Votes: 30 )

24. To Exercise Or Not To Exercise ( Joke Rating: 3.54 Votes: 26 )

25. Taking A Picture ( Joke Rating: 3.96 Votes: 28 )

26. Taking Precautions ( Joke Rating: 2.25 Votes: 16 )

27. Feeling Horny ( Joke Rating: 3.43 Votes: 28 )

28. Fishing For Roses ( Joke Rating: 3.23 Votes: 13 )

29. Raisin Bread ( Joke Rating: 3.79 Votes: 19 )

30. A Trip To The Cinema ( Joke Rating: 2.71 Votes: 7 )

31. Grandmas 100th Birthday ( Joke Rating: 4.00 Votes: 48 )

32. Dangerous Driving Penalties ( Joke Rating: 3.67 Votes: 24 )

33. 90 Year Old Man - 18 Year Old Wife ( Joke Rating: 3.40 Votes: 5 )

34. The Little Girl and the Wrinkles ( Joke Rating: 2.75 Votes: 8 )