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3. Little Johnny's Mouse ( Joke Rating: 2.20 Votes: 59 )

4. Fifty Fifty ( Joke Rating: 3.29 Votes: 100 )

5. Going Through The Motions ( Joke Rating: 3.78 Votes: 69 )

6. Almost Every Night ( Joke Rating: 2.43 Votes: 42 )

7. A Lifetimes Savings ( Joke Rating: 3.28 Votes: 43 )

8. Like A Steel Pipe ( Joke Rating: 2.69 Votes: 35 )

9. Five Times A Night ? ( Joke Rating: 2.78 Votes: 49 )

10. Penis Passing ( Joke Rating: 3.34 Votes: 64 )

11. Inexpensive Perfume ( Joke Rating: 3.55 Votes: 58 )

12. God's Automatic Toilet Light ( Joke Rating: 4.10 Votes: 101 )

13. Shaky Hands ( Joke Rating: 3.57 Votes: 54 )

14. Sweet, Sweet Road Rage ( Joke Rating: 3.48 Votes: 29 )

15. You Know You're Getting Old When.... ( Joke Rating: 3.88 Votes: 137 )

16. Dangerous Driving ( Joke Rating: 3.17 Votes: 40 )

17. Bambi ( Joke Rating: 3.65 Votes: 31 )

18. Still Hot After All These Years ( Joke Rating: 4.18 Votes: 93 )

19. Candy Bars ( Joke Rating: 3.32 Votes: 28 )

20. Frog Impersonator ( Joke Rating: 4.04 Votes: 27 )

21. Old Is When... ( Joke Rating: 3.61 Votes: 54 )

22. The Ages Of Success ( Joke Rating: 3.78 Votes: 54 )

23. A Windy Day ( Joke Rating: 3.42 Votes: 31 )

24. To Exercise Or Not To Exercise ( Joke Rating: 3.48 Votes: 29 )

25. Taking A Picture ( Joke Rating: 4.00 Votes: 34 )

26. Taking Precautions ( Joke Rating: 2.41 Votes: 17 )

27. Feeling Horny ( Joke Rating: 3.43 Votes: 28 )

28. Fishing For Roses ( Joke Rating: 3.21 Votes: 14 )

29. Raisin Bread ( Joke Rating: 3.81 Votes: 21 )

30. A Trip To The Cinema ( Joke Rating: 2.62 Votes: 8 )

31. Grandmas 100th Birthday ( Joke Rating: 4.00 Votes: 54 )

32. Dangerous Driving Penalties ( Joke Rating: 3.50 Votes: 28 )

33. 90 Year Old Man - 18 Year Old Wife ( Joke Rating: 3.43 Votes: 7 )

34. The Little Girl and the Wrinkles ( Joke Rating: 2.80 Votes: 10 )