One night, while tending bar, Morris, the bartender notices this
 hideous looking fella...really ugly....at the far end of the bar
 with several hot women around him.
 
 Finally, the bartender's curiosity gets the best of him, and he
 walks down to where the ugly man is.  Morris says, "Please don't
 get offended when I tell you this, but I couldn't help noticing
 you have several beautiful women hanging all over you, and,
 forgive me, but you are not exactly the most handsome person I've
 ever seen. In fact, you're quite ugly.
 
 "Now, normally, I would think these ladies are attracted to you
 because of your money, but I can tell by the way you're dressed,
 and the fact that they are buying YOU drinks, it's not your money.
 
 "So, tell me, sir, what is it about you that these women are so
 crazy about?"
 
 The man paused a moment, smiled suggestively, licked his eyebrows,
 and said, "I haven't the foggiest idea."