A young couple have been married for just over a month, and the
 young bride isn't getting any sex.
 
 Every night her husband arrives home from work, then has a quick
 shower and heads down to the pub. Afterwards, he stumbles home
 completely intoxicated and unfit for any sexual activity.
 
 On this night, though, the young bride decides to surprise her
 husband. When he stumbles home from the bar, his wife is seated
 provocatively on the sofa, wearing nothing but suspenders,
 stockings, and a pair of sexy lace panties.
 
 The drunken husband remarks, "Let's go upstairs into the bedroom."
 
 As the young bride runs upstairs, she says under her breath, "Yes!
 Finally, I'm gonna get some action!"
 
 When she enters the bedroom, she removes her outer garments and
 sits on the edge of the bed in her lace panties.
 
 The husband stumbles into the bedroom and says, "Take off your
 panties and do a handstand in front of the mirror."
 
 "Kinky," she thinks to herself, "Great!"
 
 She proceeds to do a handstand in front of the mirror. Then, he
 walks over to her, parts her legs, and places his chin in her
 crotch...
 
 "The guys at the bar were right," he said, "Perhaps a beard would
 suit me!"