A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender
 asked, "What's wrong."
 
 The guy says that he just found out that his younger son is gay.
 The bartender says, "I'm sorry about that buddy."
 
 After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
 The bartender enquires, "What's wrong now?" To which the guy
 responds that he found out that his older son was gay, too. The
 bartender says that he's sorry.
 
 The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas. The
 bartender burst out, "Isn't anyone in your family gettin' any
 pussy?!" and the guy looks up and sneers, "Yeah, my wife!!!!!"