Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst
 health problems.
 The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I
 get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the
 toilet for an hour 'cause my pee barely trickles out."
 
 "Heck, that's nothing," said the eighty year old. "Every morning at
 8:30 I have to take a shit, but I have to sit on the can for hours
 because of my constipation. It's terrible."
 
 The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every
 morning at 7:30 I piss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shit like a
 pig. Only problem is, I don't wake up till eleven."