An elderly lady was stopped, waiting to pull into a parking space
 when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and
 parked in the space she was waiting for.
 
 The sweet little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man
 and said, "I was going to park there you rude man!"
 
 The man was a real smart aleck and he said, "That's what you can
 do when you're young and bright."
 
 Well, this really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car
 and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and smashed right
 into his Mercedes, trashing the front end.
 
 The young man ran back to his car and asked, "What did you do that
 for you crazy old woman"
 
 The little old lady smiled and told him, "That's what you can do
 when you're old and rich!"