A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear
 very short skirts and thong panties.
 
 One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and 
 glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the
 length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of
 the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin
 bread please," the man says politely.
 
 The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin
 bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man
 standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent
 view, just as he surmised he would be.  Once she descends the
 ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves as he's
 having company for dinner.
 
 As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other
 male customers notices what's going on. Thinking quickly, he
 requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy
 the view.
 
 With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye
 of another male customer. Pretty soon each male patron is asking
 for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.
 
 After many trips she's tired, irritated and thinking that she is
 really going to have to try this bread for herself!!
 
 Finally once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring
 at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing
 amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a
 trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"
 
 "No," croaks the old man...."But it's startin' to quiver."