Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge
 around the nursing home taking corners on one wheel and getting up
 to maximum speed on the long corridors.
 
 Because the poor woman isone sandwich short of a picnic, the other
 residents tolerate her and some of the men actually join in.
 
 One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
 Crazy Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
 
 "Stop!" he said in a firm voice, "Have you got a license for that
 thing?"
 
 Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat
 wrapper and held it up to him.
 
 "O.K." he said and away Ethel sped down the hall.
 
 As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird
 Harold popped out in front of her.
 
 "Stop!" he said, "Have you got proof of insurance?"
 
 Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it
 up to him.
 
 Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
 
 As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Mad
 Malcolm stepped out in front of her, stark naked holding a very
 sizable erection in his hand.
 
 "Oh, no," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"