In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male.
 
 These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one
 morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the
 two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment
 to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give
 you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you
 desire."
 
 With that command, the statues came to life. The two statues
 smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods, and dove
 behind a couple of bushes.
 
 The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues
 giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After fifteen
 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and
 smiling.
 
 Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You 
 still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"
 
 The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do
 it again?"
 
 Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold
 the pigeon down and I'LL shit on its head."