A farmer had an old rooster, who wasn't doing a good job breeding
 anymore. So he bought a new rooster.
 
 The old rooster felt threatened and told the new rooster he would
 challange him for rights to the hens. 
 
 Old rooster: "I'll race you three times around the henhouse for
 the right to the hens, but seeing as how I'm old I think it's only
 fair you give me a half a distance around the henhouse." 
 
 The young rooster thought, "this is a piece of cake, I can easily
 beat this old rooster."
 
 So they started running, then hens were clucking about who would
 win. On the beginning of the third lap the young rooster was just
 a few feet from passing the old rooster, when "BLAM" , the new
 rooster just exploded, feathers and all from a shotgun blast. 
 
 The farmer,with a smoking shotgun, had been watching the race,
 then exclaimed "Damn, third queer rooster this week!!!"