Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting
 in Alaska.
 
 The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it
 with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns
 around to see a big black bear.
 
 The black bear says "You've got 2 choices. One, I maul you to
 death or Two, we have sex."
 
 Bill bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he
 recovers and vows revenge.
 
 Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black
 bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder.
 A huge grizzly is standing right behind him.
 
 The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices,
 "Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
 
 Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes
 quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged. Sure enough,
 he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at
 point blank range.
 
 There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous
 polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really come here
 for the hunting, do you?"