A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a
 comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement
 over the intercom,
 
 "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
 Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The
 weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and
 uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
 
 Silence.
 
 Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
 
 "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but
 while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of
 coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the
 front of my pants!"
 
 A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the
 back of mine!"