One lovely evening, the detective Sherlock Holmes and his trusty
 friend Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After having dinner and
 drinking a few glasses of wine, they became tired and went to
 sleep. A couple hours passed and Sherlock Holmes awoke, and
 shortly thereafter woke Dr. Watson as well.  He said, "Watson,
 look up, and tell me what you see."
 
 Dr. Watson replied, "Well, sir, I see millions of stars in the
 sky."
 
 Sherlock Holmes asked, "And what does that tell you?"
 
 Dr. Watson paused for a moment and said, "Well, astronomically it
 tells me that there are billions of stars and possibly millions
 of galaxies in the universe. Astrologically, it tells me that
 Saturn is in Leo. Horalogically I can deduce that it is
 approximately quarter past three in the morning. Theologically it
 symbolizes that God is magnificent and that we humans are small
 and insignificant in the universe. And meteorologically, I
 suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
 
 To which Sherlock Holmes replied, "No, stupid! Someone has stolen
 our tent!"