Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to
 raise some extra cash by advertising for a tenant for their
 terrace house.
 
 After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room
 and explained that she was a model working in a nearby city
 center studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room
 from Mondays to Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week.
 
 Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start straight away.
 
 "There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my
 job, I have to take a bath every night, and I notice you don't
 have a bath."
 
 "That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in
 the yard and we bring it in to the living room in front of the
 fire and fill it with hot water."
 
 "What about your husband?" asked the model.
 
 "Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the
 evenings," replied Doris.
 
 "Good," said the model. "Now that that's settled, I'll go to the
 studio and see you tonight."
 
 That evening, Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris
 prepared the bath for the model. After stripping off, the model
 stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no
 pubic hair. The model noticed Doris's staring eyes, so she smiled
 and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself,
 especially when modeling swimwear or underclothes.
 
 Later when Fred returned, Doris related this oddity and he did
 not believe her.
 
 "It's true, I tell you!" said Doris. "Look, if you don't believe
 me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you
 can peek in and see for yourself."
 
 The next night, Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath
 for the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris
 stood behind her. Doris looked towards the curtains and pointed
 towards the model's naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her
 skirt and, wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass.
 
 Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.
 
 "Well, do you believe me now?" she asked Fred.
 
 "Yes," he replied. "I've never seen anything like it in my life.
 But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?"
 
 "Just to show you the difference." answered Doris. "But I guess
 you've seen me millions of times."
 
 "Yes," said Fred, "I have - but the rest of the dart team hadn't."