The department store Santa has little Johnny on his lap and says
 to him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, little Johnny. 
 You want some t-o-y-s," he says, touching Johnny's nose with his
 finger as he spells out the word toys.
 
 "No, I've got plenty of toys," replies Johnny.
 
 "Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s," replied Santa, touching
 Johnny's nose with his finger as he spells out the word games.
 
 "No, I've got all the games I want," came Johnny's reply.
 
 "Well, Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas,
 what do you want?" asked Santa.
 
 "I want some p-u-s-s-y," Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose
 with each letter, "And don't tell me you don't have any because I
 can smell it on your finger.
 
 (My kind of kid)