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 Q: What is your date of birth? 
 A: July fifteenth. 
 Q: What year? 
 A: Every year. 
 
 Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? 
 A: Yes. 
 Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? 
 A: I forget. 
 Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've 
    forgotten? 
 
 Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go 
    to? 
 A: Oral. 
 
 Q: How old is your son - the one living with you. 
 A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. 
 Q: How long has he lived with you? 
 A: Forty-five years. 
 
 Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke 
    that morning? 
 A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" 
 Q: And why did that upset you? 
 A: My name is Susan. 
 
 Q: Sir, what is your IQ? 
 A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. 
 
 Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the 
    voodoo occult? 
 A: We both do. 
 Q: Voodoo? 
 A: We do. 
 Q: You do? 
 A: Yes, voodoo. 
 
 Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, 
    he doesn't know about it until the next morning? 
 
 Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
 
 Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? 
 Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? 
 
 Q: Did he kill you? 
 
 Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? 
 
 Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? 
 
 Q: How many times have you committed suicide? 
 
 Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? 
 A: Yes. 
 Q: And what were you doing at that time? 
 
 Q: She had three children, right? 
 A: Yes. 
 Q: How many were boys? 
 A: None. 
 Q: Were there any girls? 
 
 Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? 
 A: Yes. 
 Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? 
 
 Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't 
    you? 
 A: I went to Europe, sir. 
 Q: And you took your new wife? 
 
 Q: How was your first marriage terminated? 
 A: By death. 
 Q: And by whose death was it terminated? 
 
 Q: Can you describe the individual? 
 A: He was about medium height and had a beard. 
 Q: Was this a male, or a female? 
 
 Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition 
    notice which I sent to your attorney? 
 A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. 
 
 Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? 
 A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. 
 Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? 
 A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. 
 Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? 
 A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an 
    autopsy. 

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