Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
 youngest daughter walks in. 
 
 Child: Mother, where do babies come from? 
 
 Mother: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get
 married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and
 have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts
 his penis in the mummy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey. 
 
 Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and
 daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get
 when a you do that? 
 
 Mother: Jewelry, dear.