There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time
 and she told her grandmother about it.
 
 Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those
 young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like
 that, but don't let him do that."
 
 She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are
 going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try
 to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but
 don't let him do that.
 
 Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to
 try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going
 to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the
 family."
 
 With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her
 date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
 
 The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as
 the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him
 disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top
 of him and disgraced his family."