A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing
 interest in sex.
 
 He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental.
 He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. At
 dinner that night, she does just that.
 
 About a week later she's back at the doctor and tells him, "The
 pill worked great! I put it in his mashed potatoes like you said.
 It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, pushed all the
 food and dishes to the floor, grabbed me, ripped off all my
 clothes and ravaged me right there on the table."
 
 The doctor says, "Oh dear -- I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill
 was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any
 damages."
 
 The lady replied, "That's very kind - but I don't think the
 restaurant will let us back in anyway."