Little Red Riding Hood was walking trough the forest one day, when
 she ran into the Three Little Pigs.
 
 "Little Red Riding Hood,beware! The Big Bad Wolf is waiting for
 you!" they said. "He's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull
 down your little red panties, and ride your little red socks off!"
 
 Little Red Riding Hood nods her head and says, "That's ok." and
 continues on her way.
 
 A little while later Smokey the Bear comes up to her and says,
 "Little Red Riding Hood, beware! The Big Bad Wolf is waiting for
 you! He's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your
 little red panties, and ride your little red socks off!"
 
 Again she nods her head and says, "I'm not worried." and continues
 on her way.
 
 Well she walk on a ways, and soon the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and
 says, "Little Red Riding Hood, beware! I've been waiting for you.
 Now I'm gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little
 red panties, and ride your little red socks off!"
 
 Very calmly Little Red Riding Hood goes into her basket and pulls
 out a 357 magnum. Points it straight between the wolf's eyes and
 says, "No your not! Your gonna pull up my little red dress, pull
 down my little red panties, and eat me like the story says!"