A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate
 that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on
 it. They decided on the word "typewriter."
 
 One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your
 mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."
 
 The child told her Mom what her dad said and her mother responded,
 "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because
 there's a red ribbon in the typewriter."
 
 The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said.
 
 A few days later the Mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he
 can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to
 her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the
 typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."