Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are 
 chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.
 
 They agree that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M 
 style, stilettos and mask over their eyes and that they will meet 
 up again in a few days to share a coffee and compare notes.
  
 After a few days they meet again.....
 
 The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend 
 came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos 
 and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...
 then we made love all night long.'
  
 The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his
 office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask 
 over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he 
 didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'
  
 The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to 
 stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather 
 bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.  My husband came
 in from work, grabbed the remote and a beer, and said, 
 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'