A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to
 marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about
 each other."
 
 He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go
 along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a
 honeymoon to a very nice resort.
 
 One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of
 his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a
 half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in
 jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water
 like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and
 lay down on the towel.
 
 She said," That was incredible!"
 
 He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told
 you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
 
 So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After
 about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel
 hardly out of breath.
 
 He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
 swimmer?"
 
 "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides
 of the canal."