Three men were sitting in a bar, drinking Beer(as they do), and
 discussing how stupid their wives were.  
 
 The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she
 went to the supermarket and bought £300 worth of meat because it
 was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in."  
 
 The second man agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his
 wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent £17,000
 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to
 drive!"  
 
 The third man nods sagely, but thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it
 kills me every time I tink of it," he chuckles. "My wife just left
 to go on a holiday in Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and
 she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even
 have a penis!