A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
 another woman.
 
 With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband
 down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice. She
 then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
 
 Next she picked up a hacksaw.
 
 The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to
 cut it off are you?"
 
 The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You
 are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."