A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling
 him they just got married that morning.
 
 "Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks,
 "Would you like the bridal then?"
 
 "Naw, thanks," says the cowboy. "I reckon I'll just hold her by
 the ears 'til she gets the hang of it.