* You start introducing yourself as Jim at aol.com.
 
 * Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of what
   she looks like.
 
 * You check your mail. It says "no new messages" so you check it
   again.
 
 * You name your children Eudora, Mozzilla, and Dotcom.
 
 * All of your friends have an @ in their names.
 
 * You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/
   bluetrim.html
 
 * You tell the kids they can't use the computer because
   "Daddy/Mummy's got work to do".
 
 * You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed with Internet
   Explorer 5.0."
 
 * You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair
   in front of the computer with a toilet.
 
 * You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile. :-)
 
 * As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road,
   your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.