You have ever sent E-mail to someone sitting next to you.
 
 You have ever had a dream involving computers.
 
 You have ever modified an ini file.
 
 You would sell your grandmother for more bandwidth.
 
 You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
 
 You get up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your
 E-mail on your way back to bed.
 
 You've entered that USR X2 contest so many times you get e-mail
 saying "Forget it, Mike you are not going to win, just go buy the
 modem".
 
 You know what the USR X2 contest is.
 
 If you have ever dozed off while at the computer.
 
 Have ever e-mailed yourself .
 
 The tech support folks at your ISP call YOU for the tough ones.
 
 You have more than one copy of the same version of software 
 on your machine.
 
 You have ever submitted a tip to windows95.com.
 
 You have ever chatted with someone while talking to them on the
 phone.
 
 You are surprised that there are other real foods besides pizza.