1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my
    newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
 
 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one
    hand typing.
 
 3) I will get dressed before noon.
 
 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and
    plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.
 
 5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few
    friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
 
 6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the
    Internet.
 
 7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.
 
 8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop
    telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the
    Internet.
 
 9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
 
 10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if
     it is necessary or not.
 
 11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to 
     balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
 
 12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed
     sometime ... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!