A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist comes on
 and promises to heal the sick.
 
 "If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the
 air, and place your left hand on the afflicted area, the Almighty
 Lord will heal you."
 
 So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on
 his crotch and his wife says "Gee honey he said heal the sick, not
 raise the dead!"