The Pope, a Monsignor, and a young priest were hanging out in the
 Pope's office talking.
 
 Suddenly, through a partially closed door, they see Jesus Christ
 himself strolling down the hall. They look at each other aghast.
 
 The Pope strides across the office, sits down at a typewriter and
 starts banging away at it.
 
 Over the clatter, the Monsignor shakily asks "Your Holiness, what
 are you doing?! That's Jesus himself coming down the hall!".
 
 The Pope, still typing away, looks up and says testily, "I don't
 know about you guys, but I'm gonna look real busy."