The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all
 of whom could not figure out how to cure him.
 
 Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he
 could figure it out. After about an hour's examination he came out 
 and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong.
 
 He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the
 testicles. He said that the good news was that all the pope had to
 do to be cured was to have sex. Well, this was not good news to
 the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to
 the pope with the doctor and explained the situation.
 
 After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four
 conditions." The cardinals were amazed, and there was quite an
 uproar. Suddenly a single voice was heard over the top of the
 noise: "And what are the four conditions?"
 
 The room stilled. There was a long pause. The pope replied, "First
 the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is
 having sex. "Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear
 with whom she is having sex. And third she must be dumb so that if
 somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she can tell
 no one."
 
 After another long pause another voice asked, "And the fourth
 condition?"
 
 The pope replied, "Big tits."