A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.
 
 When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on
 sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the
 members.
 
 A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping centre and
 they complimented her on the speech her husband had made.
 
 She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter,
 as he's only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he
 could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off."