Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
 
 The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of
 paper, he calls it a poem, they give him £50."
 
 The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words
 on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him £100."
 
 The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few
 words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon... and it takes
 eight people to collect all the money!"