A married woman is having an affair, and whenever her lover comes
 over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.
 
 One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover
 in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says,
 "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
 
 "Yes it is," the man replies.
 
 "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
 
 "No thanks," the man replies.
 
 "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist
 continues.
 
 "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he
 is in.
 
 "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
 
 "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but
 complies to protect his hidden position.
 
 The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when
 she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in
 the closet with her little boy.
 
 "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
 
 "Yes it is," replies the man.
 
 "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
 
 "OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his
 disadvantage.
 
 "Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
 
 The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get
 your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
 
 "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
 
 "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to
 hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
 
 "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
 
 "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the
 church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for
 forgiveness," the father explains as he hauls the child away.
 
 At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws
 the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
 
 "Don't you start that shit in here," the priest says!