A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time
 found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing
 nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination.
 
 Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a
 chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode
 in.
 
 Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up
 and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
 
 "Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that
 until today you have never undergone an eye examination."