Joe walks into the doctor's office looking a little the worse for
 wear.
 
 He has a sausage poking out from his left ear, a mushroom from his
 right ear, a piece of bacon dangling from each nostril, and baked
 beans dripping from his head.
 
 The doctor looks at Joe with a quizical expression and asks "Now
 Joe - what seems to be the trouble ?"
 
 "I'm not quite sure doc", replies Joe, "I just don't seem to be
 eating properly."