Three aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on 
 emotional extremes.
 
 "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the
 student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"
 
 "Sadness," said the student.
 
 "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from
 Oklahoma.
 
 "Elation," she said.
 
 "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the
 opposite of woe?"
 
 The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy up."