One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
 He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them with his mouth.
 
 In the middle of catching a peanut, his wife asked him a question,
 and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear. He
 tried and tried to dig the peanut out, but only succeeded in
 pushing it in deeper into his ear.
 
 He called his wife for assistance, and after several hours of
 trying to remove the peanut, they became concerned and decided to
 go to the hospital.
 
 As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
 with her date. After being informed of their problem, their
 daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man
 told the father to sit down. The young man then shoved two fingers
 up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father
 blew, the peanut flew out.
 
 The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
 insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young
 man to the kitchen for something to eat.
 
 Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
 "That's wonderful!! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going
 to be when he grows up?!"
 
 The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our
 son-in-law!!"