The pretty young Miss was having a tooth pulled and the dentist
 gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending
 over her with a drill in his hand. He immediately drew back in
 complete alarm.
 
 "Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of my
 privates!"
 
 "Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt each
 other, are we?"