A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
 It was so far out, there was no electricity.
 
 When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring
 mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child
 to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman
 deliver the baby.
 
 The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the
 doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the
 bottom to get him to take his first breath.
 
 The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
 
 "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled
 up there in the first place!"