This guy just started at his new job, working at a sex shop.
 
 His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while,
 and "can you handle it?"  The new employee is somewhat reluctant,
 but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees.  So, the
 guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes
 in.
 
 She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
 
 He answers, "£25."
 
 She: "How much for the black one?"
 
 He: "£25 for the black one, £25 for the white one."
 
 She: "I think I'll take the black one.  I've never had a black one
 before."  She pays him, and off she goes.
 
 A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for
 the black dildo?"
 
 He: "£25."
 
 She: "How much for the white one?"
 
 He: "£25 for the white one, £25 for the black one."
 
 She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one.  I've never had a
 white one before."  She pays him, and off she goes.
 
 About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How
 much are your dildos?"
 
 He: "£25 for the white, £25 for the black."
 
 She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that tartan one on the shelf?"
 
 He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you £125."
 
 She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the tartan one,
 I've never had a tartan one before." She pays him, and off she
 goes.
 
 Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I
 was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really well, I
 sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos
 flask for £125!"