A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain
 at a bar in a small town.
 
 He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big
 blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
 "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde
 jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
 What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth
 as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from
 being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full
 potential as a person...because you and your kind continue to
 perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at
 large...all in the name of humor."
 
 Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde
 pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little
 bastard on your knee!"