A Blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to go
ice fishing. So early the next morning she got all her gear and
headed out.
When she reached her destination she cut a hole in the ice and
dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that
said:"there's no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, then the same
voice spoke again and told her there were no fish there.
So she moves again and the voice tells her there are no fish
there. So she looks up and see's a man looking down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?"
So the man cooly says "Well first of all this is a hockey rink and
you're going to have to pay for those holes.
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