This blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
 
 She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When
 the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He
 thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door
 to clarify the point.
 
 The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
 note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
 
 The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub
 up with milk and take a milk bath."
 
 The milkman asked, "Pasteurised?"
 
 The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits."