A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a
 tiny mini skirt.
 
 Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of
 the females' thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone
 without underwear. 
 
 The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking
 at my pussy?"
 
 "Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.
 
 "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented,
 watch this... I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the
 pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is getting really interested,
 inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.
 
 "I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in
 amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me,"
 suggests the woman, patting the seat.
 
 The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple
 of fingers in?" 
 
 Stunned, the man replies, "My word! Can it whistle too?!"