This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
 these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so
 she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
 
 While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
 paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after
 her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
 
 Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell
 of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying
 on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a
 ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
 
 He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks
 what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
 that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
 painting the house.
 
 He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.
 
 She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can
 and it said "For best results, put on two coats."