A blond, a brunette and a redhead escaped from jail and decided 
 to hide in a barn. 
 
 As they heard the police closing in, they climbed into the loft 
 and hid inside three empty burlap feed bags. 
 
 The young police officer climbed into the loft, shone his 
 flashlight around, spied the burlap bags and decided to 
 investigate them further. 
 
 He kicked the first bag containing the brunette, and she 
 responded with a convincing "woof". He kicked the second bag with 
 the redhead inside, and she let out a perfect cat’s meow. 
 "Nothing up here but cats and dogs," the officer called to his 
 superior. 
 
 Just to be sure, he kicked the last bag, the one containing the 
 blonde. She yelled out "Potatoes!!!"