One day at the end of class Little Johnny's teacher asks the
 students to go home and think of a story, to be concluded with the
 moral of that story.
 
 The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell
 their story.
 
 Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday
 we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell
 them at the market.
 
 Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of
 the basket and onto the road." 
 
 When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied,
 "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
 
 Little Lucy went next. "My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we
 take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend
 only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
 
 Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story. Lucy replied,
 "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." 
 
 Next up was little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam
 war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped
 out before it crashed, but could only take a case of beer, a
 machine gun, and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of
 beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese
 soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of
 bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the
 blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his
 bare hands."
 
 The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat,
 she asked what possible moral there could be to this story.
 
 "Well," Johnny replied, "Don't screw with uncle Ted when he's been
 drinking."